"I can make any kind of a balloon animal, as long as it’s a worm or a snake."
- Jess Day, New Girl (via tintsh)
Schimdt: I’ll be, like, your guide.
Jess: Like Gandalf… through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably not like… okay… first off let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one’s going to find them.
Jess: Except Sméagol…